Current mood:

pissed off

Another wonderful Friday evening...
So I'm sitting in my room enjoying a nice, quiet, uneventful Friday evening. Around midnight, two dorm guys come banging on my door with my roommate in between them. He's drunk as fuck. He's so drunk, he can't even stand on his own. They navigate him to the bathroom, plop him on the toilet, and take off to take care of the other drunken idiots resulting from the night's party. So I'm stuck with a drunk, fat idiot in my bathroom that I have to check on every few minutes to make sure he's not fucking dead. Swell.