Current mood:	irate
Current music:	Velvet Revolver - Fall To Pieces

I'm declaring war
That's right, I'm declaring war...on pigeons. I was riding my bike today, just minding my own business, when I came across a bunch of pigeons standing around. I started making some noise to get them to move, but one particularly stupid bird just stood there, right in front of my bike. I swerved to miss the bird, ran off the sidewalk and onto some leaves, lost my balance, and scraped the side of my left leg. Now I'm pissed. No longer shall I avoid those verminous birds. In fact, I'm going to start aiming for the little fuckers. I shall get my revenge.